More Flying Traffic
Writing about flying traffic in Dallas has brought back a lot of memories.
The plane was not air-conditioned. As a general rule, it was 10 degrees cooler at 1500 feet above the ground than it was at ground level. So on those hot 100-degree Dallas days, I was in an enclosed space at 90 degrees for three hours. I took two showers a day, after each flight. I came home from one afternoon flight and kissed Mark a nice long kiss. He stopped, looked me in the eye, and said, “That was like a really nice kiss from a homeless person.” Most summer afternoons I took ice in a bandanna to put around my neck and let it melt and evaporate. That helped . . . a little.
On the opposite end of the spectrum were the cold winter mornings. I can’t complain since the poor pilot was the one that had to be up there early and make sure the plane was warmed up and the windows scraped. We did have a heater in the plane, but it still seemed incredibly cold at 6 a.m. and I always had my big mug of coffee and lots of layers.
When I first started, there was a girl working with us that no one liked much. We did our best to torture her. She was of the opinion that she was always right. ALWAYS. As I was learning to do traffic, she would go ballistic if I reported something to the base without her permission (like I needed her permission). I would report a slow down on a highway and she would radio in just behind me with “disregard, there is no slowdown.” Everyone knew what she was like, so they were sympathetic to my plight of sitting in the backseat in that small plane behind her for three hours morning and night. The base operator would plan schemes. He would inform all of the reporters that he was going to make a false report at a certain time. At 5:20 p.m. he would come on and say, “Report of a 2-car accident blocking the center lane of southbound Central.” Well, we all knew there was no center lane on southbound Central. It was a two-lane road. So, of course, as soon as he would give it, she would scream at the base “There is no center lane!” and he would calmly reply, “That’s the report.” She would just get infuriated that no one would say, “Oh, of course you’re right!” She knew she was right (and, in this instance she was!). It was funny to see her get irritated.
I can’t remember what was the occasion that she truly went ballistic over something. She pulled off her headphones and threw them at me (or maybe threw them down, depending on your interpretation of the event). These aren’t headphones like you wear with your iPod… airplane headphones are big, heavy, and could cause a concussion. With that, Lovejack called Jim Ribble and reported the incident. He said he felt that he had to as the pilot of the plane for the safety of his passengers. I really don’t remember if she got fired for that or if she knew her days were numbered. Whatever it was, she was gone soon and I was very happy.
I still think that there could be a great TV drama along the lines of Hill Street Blues or ER, but telling the story of traffic reporters. You’d have those that were in the planes and the helicopters and then those at the base station. We had a soap opera going among our crew most of the time. Some were dating each other and then breaking up, causing great conflict. One of our reporters had an ex husband who was stalking her and she was in fear that he was going to kidnap her young son so she was constantly vigilant about her exposure on the streets. One of the guys met a girl that none of us particularly liked. Next thing we knew, she was pregnant and they ended up getting married. Turns out though, she wasn’t really pregnant. And it turns out that the ex husband that she said was dead and had been a police officer was nothing of the kind and was still alive. Then she DID get pregnant. Then they won the lottery! Yes, that’s what she claimed and she suddenly had lots of money. But then the arrest warrant came. She had only been writing hot checks to produce this windfall. So she went to jail. And had twins while she was in jail. They divorced (thank goodness) and he raised those kids on his own. He really did a great job, too. So, see? Can you imagine all the story lines along with the things we saw on the ground.
After the Dallas Cowboy Superbowl Victory, I witnessed the rioting in the downtown streets of Dallas from the air. That was really an experience and the streets were crammed and people were running wild. I also saw flooding and the results of a tornado that hit Wylie and destroyed homes and boats and a marina. I saw car chases with the police. One even ended as I witnessed it and they pulled a man dressed in a purple dress and red shoes out of the car.
I never saw carnage from the height I was at, thank goodness. Frequently the reporters in the helicopter saw things they would never be able to forget. When I was back on the radio and highways would be shut down with a fatality, I would have no patience for the callers that were irritated that traffic was at a standstill. Sure, I knew where they were coming from, but I also knew they were they lucky one that was safely getting somewhere eventually.